My friend Tristy and I have a murder pact going. Not the typical murder-suicide pact. Just a murder pact. Some of these apply to just Tristy, others apply to me. Either way, if any of the following things happen, one of us is supposed to go out back and shoot the other.
1) If we ever get to the point where the general public can't determine our gender.
1) If we ever get to the point where the general public can't determine our gender.
5) If we are ever in the hospital for more than a few hours and don't let people know. Especially if an overnight stay is involved.
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ahhhhhahahhahahahahahahhahahhaha! Whew. That's a good list.
Although, I have to tell you, one of my best friends is now married to a guy she met on match.com. And here's the catch--she's happy. I don't know that I would've ever had the guts to do it, but I certainly don't balk anywmore.
well, Like I said, some of these apply to Trist and others apply to me...not necessarily a two way street...
Ha! Okay, gotcha.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe Tristy did the last one and was almost shot out back because of it?
Yes, hence the creation of the rule. And it was less of a "If this ever happens, promise me you'll take me out back and shoot me" and more of a "IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I SWEAR, I WILL TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU!" kinda thing.
#1 is one of my biggest fears. That and becoming lactose intollerant...I agree to encourage the shooting of either of you based on these conditions. Especially that wedding one. Yikes!
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