5) "Want to go to lunch?... Chili's? Outback?"
4) "The coffee machine isn't working." (Answer: "Great. Turn around and go call the number that is taped to it, Lazy Ass.")
3) ANY reference to my time/availabity as 'bandwidth'. (IE: "Do you have the bandwidth to cover this project this week?")
2) "It's the little deets that make a big diff."
1) Any and all acryonms. (IE: "I need to get this PFF in the ARC system to update my CPA, but the T&E isn't uploading. Can you call USIT?")
4 comments:
Yeah, I'm with you on this. And you thought BYU was bad with the acronyms. Sheesh! I'm soooooo sooooo sorry.
Oh good lord, that's horrible!!!! And really, how many times can a human eat at Chili's or Outback?? You're in Washington, DC, for goodness' sake! You have options! Ugh.
yea I was sitting in a meeting with the government agency that overseas my program and they were throwing around acronyms left and right. They finally had to stop and spend a few mins explaining what they all were. It is some crazy stuff.
I wouldn't judge you if you and two friends snuck out one day and took a bat to the fax machine.
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